- How to live off of Ramen Noodles and Cheez Its for an entire semester
- After a while, cheap beer actually tastes good
- You hate your roommate at first, then love her, then hate her, and then love, and then hate, and when the semester is over, you realize you're going to miss her.
- Credit Cards ROCK
- Credit Cards SUCK!!
- Someone will OD on something at least once a week
- Sorority Girls SUCK, it's like paying for friends
- Fraternity Guys are mostly homosexuals, serously, about 5 or 6 guys I knew "came out" this semester.
- Everybody wants to get laid